are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
He said I looked like a ballsack and I tried to choke him out with my Ghostbusters pajama pants. Happy fucking Halloween.
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
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