First thing I heard on the radio when I got in the car: "humans and dinosaurs used to live happily together"... I need to stop listening to Christian radio...
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
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