the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
I made a separate snapchat account so I could swap nudes with a guy from omegle.
Why do all of your bad decisions sound like fucked up mad libs?
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
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