ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
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