she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
I'm sorry my penis didn't work
you threw up in the oven last night. i found that out after i preheated it to cook a pizza.
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
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