So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
You're earring is so big in my mouth
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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