Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
1) break up with him. 2) feel bad. 3) fuck some other guy. 4) feel better. Boom! Life plan. You're welcome.
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
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