I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
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