i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
The forecast for tonight is alcohol and low expectations.
You're the only meteorologist I listen to.
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
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