dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
Bonded with the ladies at the perfume outlet by saying "help me smell like i'm not hungover before my shift starts". This is not where I wanted my life to be
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
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