I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
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