THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
She was wearing American flag underwear. How could I NOT fuck her?
You're a true patriot.
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
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