Scream out, "Tax-Free dick over here" in the bar. Ladies love tax free stuff
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
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