My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
