Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
I was thinking about getting her an edible arrangement for an engagement gift. You want in?
I'm buying her a drink and not telling her to dump his ass. that's my gift.
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
Somehow, walking in on your drunk mom in a diaper was the least traumatic thing I saw last night
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