Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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