i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
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