Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
I'm chatting on my fake OkCupid account and watching Lion Witch & Wardrobe on my second screen. Hail me, King of the Creepers
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
I just made deviled eggs for everyone not passed out. Im officially becoming a drunk chef.
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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