Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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