omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
Blow job in a bar bathroom for my Thing 1 while in a onezie dressed up as Thing 2. Best Halloween ever.
I bet the Cat in the Hat never caused mischief like that.
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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