I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
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