How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
He told everyone he was freezing their keys so they couldn't drive drunk. When I opened the freezer this morning, my keys were at the bottom of an unfrozen ice cream tub of vodka.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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