hell yes lets make some ravioli
May have finally hit rock bottom...bouncer from the strip club informed me I wore the same shirt last night
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
Randomize
