think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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