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(847): View more from Illinois

So I'm at the Chevron by your house. I need a condom and a couch.

(541): View more from Oregon

Together?

(847): View more from Illinois

Preferably.

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(405): View more from Oklahoma

I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome

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(614): View more from Ohio

just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.

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(970): View more from Colorado

my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned

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(740): View more from Ohio

He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.

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(303): View more from Colorado

I know you're on vacation but you should know I just walk of shamed through a hotel lobby while leaving a threesome on Friday the 13th. Fuck superstition, I win.

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(616): View more from Michigan

youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.

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(612): View more from Minnesota

YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS

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(250): View more from British Columbia

I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.

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