Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
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