1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
It was a blind-side dick pic.
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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