I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
i'm telling everyone you had sex with a puerto rican drug lord
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
I was the only one at the party that didn't get their name taken by the police. I'm convinced that I'm the main character of Ferris Bueller's Drunken Adventures.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
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