what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I'm drinking while my friends build sand castles, now I know how my dad used to feel
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Randomize
