So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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