he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
I had to put my dog down, accidentally outed my brother, and was given a fucking fish sandwich instead of a Big Mac ALL IN ONE DAY! Am I really the person you want to consult for advice? Hhhmmmmmm?
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