last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
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