you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
I just made deviled eggs for everyone not passed out. Im officially becoming a drunk chef.
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