a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
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