Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
Randomize