We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
It's 9:07 in the morning and I am so hungover right now I'm about to take the kids I'm babysitting to mf'ing Popeyes bc that's all I want in this world
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
I snuck in through the doggy door to get his vodka. Do you think my ex will know?
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