How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
The feeling are messing with the penis
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
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