I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
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