oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
I drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend last night. He was sitting next to my new boyfriend. Shoot me in the face.
He was running late for work this morning, so I helped him out by finding a matching pair of black socks. And I hated it. So I'm currently drinking and reminding myself of the reasons I will never get married.
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
He took me out, we slept together, and he sent me home this morning with fresh cantaloupe. #husbandstatus
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
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