Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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