captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
A stranger came up to me, pointed at my drink and asked what it tasted like and proceeded to chug half of it and then walked away.
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
Randomize