When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
This weekend i learned three things 1) skittles in vodka is good 2) it takes more than a roll of quarters to get a cab home 3) never tell a bartender to give you your change in actual change
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
I would fuck him just for his dog
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