Dude, just walked by a homeless guy pissing on the sidewalk while he was screaming at his wang. God, I love this city.
get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
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