yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
Walk of Shame today included voting.
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
Lost my anal v card with Peter Thiel's RNC speech on in the background. Unbelievably appropriate
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
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