please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
If I had a nickel for every time somebody called me a bad person I would have enough money to check into rehab
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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