im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
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