awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
ACTUALLY FUNNIEST MOMENT OF THE NIGHT WAS WHEN YOU WERE TALKING TO HIM AND YOU SAID "WHEN YOU MEET ME IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE A LOT ANGRIER." And then he said "WHEN I MEET YOU IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE LESS DRUNK, HOPEFULLY."
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
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