We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
I stumbled into my living room at 4 a.m. to find him hurling my laptop across the room and his pants around his ankles. Clearly his night didn't go as planned.
I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
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