awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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