I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
two words: eviction party
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
all of the sudden, the other guy at the bar who was celebrating his birthday got a super inspired look on his face and then screamed at me ''our parents fucked on the same day!''
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
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