Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
Randomize
