So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
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