is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
I literally have anal toys soaking in the bathroom sink and dinner on the stove. If that doesn't scream "domestic goddess", I don't know what the fuck does.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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