there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
The only dream I remember having is one where my dad's sperm turned into baby hippos. Like, tiny baby hippos, pocket-sized. I am so fucked up.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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