I just had an epiphany. There is NOTHING TO STOP ME from making cake mix and eating it all instead of making a cake. It feels like my entire life has peaked at this moment.
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
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