I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
Omg. I definitely just got hit on by my doctor AFTER he completed my pap smear which clearly showed I was in the middle of an outbreak. What. The. Fuck.
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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