it was almost as awkward as hearing my parents on friday nights in 2 in the morning starting, and than hearing at 2:01 my dad getting up and my mom going "i should have married a man"
I hate myself for saying your mom and I have the same friday nights.
don't worry... so do I
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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