I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
On the bright side, nobody died. Please bring me back my left shoe. I have work in an hour.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
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